Daily Grind, the Bloodless Coup

With our fearless leader out, the Number 2 woMan in power staged a bloodless coup...

Fun is not allowed.
Fashion shows have been outlawed.
All music will be burned.
Everyone must correctly perform long division in their heads before they can leave.
Timesheets must be signed!
Fall schedules must be filled out.
All David Hasselhoff music videos are banished.

This message is brought to you by State Sponsored Media.

I jest.

"I don't really have time in my life anymore for friends." - Quote from our new fearless leader

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