Beatrix Bill

Gather 'round, dear reader. I have sad things to report. Take a moment to recall Beatrix Bill, beloved snail of Kristi and Preston. We had a burial, perhaps celebration of life is more accurate, here last December for the beloved snail BB.

I have to report that evil grave robbers, marauders that move in the dark, have disturbed Beatrix Bill. I found the ghastly scene yesterday afternoon on a stroll in the back yard while in search of more hyacinth. Unsuspecting and unprepared was I, for the snail lived a quiet modest life...

The family requested a quiet reburial as burial at sea still remains outside their reach. Thank you for your support in this difficult time.

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