Point of Order

Is it, in fact, possible to cough up both lungs? I'm not entirely convinced it is not. I'm also not entirely convinced that I haven't already done so. To further the miraculous nature of my illness and survival, I believe I have a secret third lung in reserve somewhere. Perhaps this mysterious third lung is located somewhere in the vicinity of my pancreas. I mean really, there isn't much room in there for things to hide. Additionally, if anyone has a spare bronchial tube they're not really using at the moment, I'd gladly take it off your hands.... err, chest.


Rachel said...

sending get better vibes your way. Have you taken lots of antibiotics and drank lots of soup? feel better!!

another kind of nerd said...

Thanks Rachel. I appreciate the good vibes... though I'm also hoping to avoid antibiotics.