10.16.2006

david caruso's glasses


R! had the brilliant idea to turn David Caruso's glasses of CSI Miami into a drinking game. At any point during the show when the glasses come on or off, whiskey must be consumed. This is a very dangerous game as half the time he toys with the glasses in his hand...

Progress Report:
*27 minutes into the show with 3 pulls off the bottle each. Really, the whiskey helps when one considers the dialogue. David Caruso as Horatio Caine: "Who's going to protect you from me."
.... Sideways walk, sideways look, glasses in hand ("Go Horatio!" -R!)
* "Had to boil her bones to get to her story." Wow. The mind boggles...
*43 minutes into the show... no more whiskey which is good or bad, depending...
* "Come on David Caruso's Glasses! I'm not even going to catch a buzz if this crap keeps up." -R!
* Oh, holy crap. This show is so bad. Sneaking David Caruso/Horatio Caine: sideways look, sideways look, oh look out... he's droppin' the hammer. "Caine you oughta know better than that, you can't touch me. I got the best legal mind there is." Caine's response: "You're gonna need it."
* 57 minutes in... just in time for the 4th and final pull. Do scenes from the next count? R! says, "No. It's like a bonus round."
* Had the scenes from the Next Episode counted, we would have had one more visit with your friend and mine, Jim Beam.

6 comments:

Rachel said...

That show is absolutely the most terrible drama show on network TV. Every time I watch it, I ask myself why - why am I watching this? Why is anyone else? How did David Caruso get that job??

Anonymous said...

C'est vrai, c'est vrai. That show starts sucking well before it's on the air and keeps sucking after everyone's gone to bed.

Anonymous said...

It truly is over the top - to the point of being utterly incredulous! We like to make fun of their technological skills.

another kind of nerd said...

I've never really paid attention to the show. But when your choices among the Big 3 is CBS and CBS, you go with CBS, yes?

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