Not exactly Jack Handy

Again, with the random thoughts.

1. Why would anyone chose to employ The Club in the protection of their car when The Club is worth more than the car itself? I ask this only because I saw this very situation on a recent walk.
2. Again, I find myself shaking my head at product names and/or descriptors. I believe R! will eventually have more to say on this subject as it was his purchase last night that prompted a giggle-fest befitting a little girls' slumber party. Perhaps you, dear reader, have blocked it out of your mind, but a previous example I brought to your attention was The Crevice Wand, a vacuum cleaner apparatus.
3. For curiosity's sake... where do you fall in the male versus female songwriter/group debate. I don't think there's an actual debate out there, but for those of you who appreciate connecting to the lyrics or sentiment of a song, can you do that when the song comes from someone of the opposite sex? I think I tend to view this much as I view curse words. It's all in the meaning behind the words and how they're expressed. The singular words themselves (or the specific subject of words) perhaps don't matter as much as the collective whole. Just curious.