11.19.2007

purity products

Hmmm. Yeah. Purity Products. So... upon my return from a run I saw a box at a neighbor's door left by a delivery person: "Purity Products" in big bold letters. Pray tell, what is a Purity Product? My mind immediately flashed to the movie "Robin Hood: Men in Tights". It is a clearance chastity belt company where you place your orders by fox (Broomhilde: "No ding-ding vithout a vedding ring!")! After checking it out on the internets, I have to say, my explanation is much more entertaining than a discount vitamin company.

I guess that's just the mood I'm in. While on said run I almost ran into a squirrel. Picture it: run-run-run-music-music-music-run-run-run through leaves..... just as you reach the edge of a new pile of leaves a crazy squirrel hauls ass across the sidewalk and up a tree. I think I caught the squirrel quite unawares. Of course, I could say the same of it. That damn squirrel gave me such a start I almost ended up in the tree with it.

Yeah.

5 comments:

Rachel said...

ooh! I like the updates. And I, too, find your explanation far more amusing. I went to the Rothenburg Museum of Medieval Torture in Germany (they have them everywhere, I think), and there were some examples of chastity belts. Talk about paranoia!! yikes - and the holes were REALLY tiny. GROSS.

boxfactoryboy said...

Now I truly would have liked to have seen that. I would bet you jumped into one of your Kung Fu poses and after your heart settled down cussed that squirrel for being alive and doing squirrel things. It is a good thing you didnt have a pair of bib overalls on....sure he would have run up your leg and done laps around your waist! Like I said, I would have liked to have seen that.

another kind of nerd said...

Hee hee hee. I can't say that vision is too far off either, pap!

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